Sat, 11 Sep | London

"Fuck this shit! It is too hot to hike." Wet Hiking in Hastings

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"Fuck this shit! It is too hot to hike." Wet Hiking in Hastings

Time & Location

11 Sep, 09:15 – 20:00 BST
London, London WC2N 5RJ, UK

About the Event

What da feck is wet hiking?

Honestly, I just made that up. We basically go hiking up a beautiful cliff along the coast, then down along the beach (bitch? beech?) have a dip in the sea and dry off.

Where de feck would we do that?

- Hastings Beach, bitch, for extra hot-wetness. Oh baby!

This is an interesting walk, that is tough, but oh so beautiful cooling off in the sea will make it all more fun and comfortable.

This is a dramatic and hilly coastal clifftop circular walk.

The walk starts in Hastings. Here we can either walk along the slightly tacky seafront to the old town or climb over a hill to visit Hasting's castle.

The 2 routes meet up at the old town, a narrow pedestrianised lane full of old pubs and small independent shops.

In front of the old town is the working beach, with its distinctive black clapperboard houses, beach-launched fishing boats, Jerwood Art Gallery, and a nice view from the seawall.

Price £15

INCLUDED

- Guided walk

- Fun and frolics with your new weird friends

TRAVEL

Travel mode: train

Station: Victoria Station - a WhatsApp group will be set up to help you find the group

Tickets purchase: we will buy tickets together to get 25% off with a group save discount

Train time: 9:45

Travel cost: estimated at £21.35 for return tickets, but this could be more on the day

WHAT TO BRING:

- Your yummy body

- Trainers or hiking shoes

- Light summer clothes or gym wear

- Sunglasses

- Sunscreen

- Beach towel

- Packed lunch

- Water bottle

- £3 for the lift rail in Hastings if you want, or just walk it up

- A hat

- Monay to buy shit

- Your good sense of humour - grumps will be turned away or shoved from the cliffs

- If you are foreign you have to teach us how to say fuck in your language. Bring it written on little papers so we can remember.

I will start: Fuck is FODA-SE (fou dah -sae) in Portuguese ( I am Brazilian)

TECHNICALITIESes

- 13 kilometres - or therearound

- 8 miles - or aroundthere

- Ascent - two shit loads - stop whining you can take the lift rail

- Descent - as above, but backwards

Note: we will be walking on fucking shingle beach, cuz ... British beaches. Think toned calves!

Dis gonna be fun.

PS.: Grammatical errors purposeful. Deal with it.

ATTENTION!

It is your responsibility to ensure you check emails including spam fold and WhatsApp before the trip starts and up to the morning of the trip.

On occasions, meeting location, time and other details might have to be changed and the event could also be cancelled last minute in case of extreme weather or other unexpected events.

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  • Hastings 11/09/2021
    £15
    +£0.38 Service fee
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